The Cost of Being Clever
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
  Marshall's Movies for People Who Don't Have the Time
Closer:

Natalie Portman is hot, but cliched, Julia Roberts is sad and miserable, Jude Law grows a vagina, and Clive Owen is continuously badass, and completely doesn't buy into the melodrama of the rest of the characters. This makes him heroic. Clive Owen is the balls.

Road House:

Patrick Swayze punches people. Ben Gazzara punches people. Sam Elliot grows long hair and punches people, then runs his hands through his long hair. Kelly Lynch does it with Patrick Swayze as he punches people. Ben Gazzara loses to Patrick Swayze. The Double Duece is the best bar in the land!
 
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